Why teachers drink?, Reasons

Why TEACHERS may feel the urge to get DRUNK. You want to know the reason why? Here are some:

A teacher may try to make a quiz. And a student may give a reply like the following:














































LOL!

A Day at the Bar

Three mice are sitting at a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each other about how tough they are.

The first mouse pounds a shot of scotch, slams the glass onto the bar, turns to the second mouse and says, "When I see a mousetrap, I lie on my back and set it off with my foot. When the bar comes down, I catch it in my teeth, bench press it twenty times to work up an appetite, and then make off with the cheese."

The second mouse orders up two shots of sour mash, pounds them both, slams each glass onto the bar, turns to the first mouse, and replies, "Yeah, well when I see rat poison, I collect as much as I can, take it home, grind it up to a powder, and add it to my coffee each morning so I can get a good buzz going for the rest of the day."

The first mouse and the second mouse then turn to the third mouse.

The third mouse lets out a long sigh and says to the first two, "I don't have time for this. I've got a date with the cat."

Funny Jokes !!

1. Losing all your friends
Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed .He shoots his friend and kills him.Wife says 'If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends.'

2. Brother wanted
A small boy wrote to Santa Claus,'send me a brother'...Santa wrote back, 'SEND ME YOUR MOTHER'....

3. Meaning of WIFE
Husband asks, 'Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means 'WithoutInformation Fighting Everytime'!'Wife replies, 'No, it means 'With Idiot For Ever'!!!'

4. Importance of a period
Teacher: 'Do you know the importance of a period?'Kid: 'Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted,dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away.'

5. Confident vs. confidential
A young boy asks his Dad, 'What is the difference between confidentand confidential?'Dad says, 'You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend overthere, is also my son, that's confidential!'

6. Anger management?
Husband: 'When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do youcontrol your anger?'Wife: 'I clean the toilet.'Husband: 'How does that help?'Wife: 'I use your toothbrush.'